Tip number 1: Don’t tell people that you love them when you clearly do not.
Tip number 2: Do tell people if you love something about them, their hair, wit or dress!
Tip number 3: Where love is concerned ‘actions speak louder than words’ both need to match up!
Tip number 4: Don’t be number 1, ever! A fake ass twat people see through it.
Tip Number 5: Don’t be quiet about number 1!
This is one of the best Friday nights I’ve had in a very long time!
Dishing out nuggets of wisdom since 1805😂